Blissful Oblivion Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

The Future

New York Gondolier

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Shadow

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Message in a bottle.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.