Oblivious Reader Mugs

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Idle parts

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Sex Section in the Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Farmer Sutra.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

The Curious George pop-down book

Stonehenge Books

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Book Shop

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Shadow

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

Mao Zedong.

Summer Reading

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok