Oblivious Reader T-Shirts

Celebrate the uniquely oblivious with t-shirts that showcase their leisurely, lost-in-their-own-world attitude. Ideal for casual wear and making a witty statement.

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Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window. mockup

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch." mockup

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!" mockup

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

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Letters escape from a caged book. mockup

Letters escape from a caged book.

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'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?' mockup

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

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"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work." mockup

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since." mockup

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline." mockup

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

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Idle parts

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'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.' mockup

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

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"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth." mockup

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

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Sex Section in the Library

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The Curious George pop-down book

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The Farmer Sutra.

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..." mockup

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

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"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..." mockup

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

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"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..." mockup

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

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Stonehenge Books

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"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?" mockup

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?" mockup

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

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'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!' mockup

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

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Book Shop

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"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?" mockup

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

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'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.' mockup

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

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"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated." mockup

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

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Shadow

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I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

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