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"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'