Beachgoer Oblivion Champion Pillows

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Summer wants.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."