Beachgoer Boaster Pillows

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Sandy Floss