Blessing Enumerator Gifts

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

BLESS YOU

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

Cherub string quartets

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Give Thanks.

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

"Is something bothering you?"

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"Allergy season."

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

"This may take a while, Lord."

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"Oh! Well, Enoch isn't the chosen one. Maybe it's you Moses?"

2021 blessings

Man selling 'Do-it-yourself Greeting Cards'.

Merchant giving money to office boy

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."