Blessing Enumerator Pillows

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

BLESS YOU

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Cherub string quartets

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Give Thanks.

"Is something bothering you?"

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"Allergy season."

"This may take a while, Lord."

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."

2021 blessings

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

Merchant giving money to office boy

"Oh! Well, Enoch isn't the chosen one. Maybe it's you Moses?"

I love my mummy because...