Blessing Investigator Pillows

Add a touch of heartfelt humor to their space with a pillow that honors their investigative spirit. Soft and inspiring, it’s a cozy reminder of their love for discovering blessings.

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"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?" mockup

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away' mockup

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

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BLESS YOU

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'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.' mockup

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

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'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.' mockup

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

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Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.' mockup

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

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"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself." mockup

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

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"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car." mockup

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

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"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off." mockup

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

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'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.' mockup

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

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Wine...Spirits...

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Give Thanks.

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Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup. mockup

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard." mockup

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

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The Banana Crime

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"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings." mockup

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

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"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..." mockup

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

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"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist." mockup

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

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'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.' mockup

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

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'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.' mockup

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

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Gift Cards In Hell

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"Relax - we're blessings in disguise." mockup

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

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Holy Water and Ice Blocks

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"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

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'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.' mockup

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

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'I did some investigating. The guy is an actor.'

'I did some investigating. The guy is an actor.' mockup

'I did some investigating. The guy is an actor.'

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"Allergy season."

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Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one? mockup

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

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Blessing Investigator Pillows Collection

Blessing Investigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for blessing investigators—bring humor and insight to their daily routine with these clever designs.

Blessing Investigator Prints

Decorate with prints that honor the blessing investigator—thoughtful designs that inspire curiosity and appreciation for life’s blessings.

Blessing Investigator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the blessing investigator’s curious nature—fun, inspiring, and perfect for showcasing their love for uncovering blessings.