"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"
Blessing Investigator Mugs
Start their day with a witty mug that celebrates the blessing investigator in your life. Perfect for those who love uncovering hidden meanings—this mug offers both humor and inspiration every morning.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'
BLESS YOU
'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'
'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'
Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'
"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."
"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."
"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."
'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
Wine...Spirits...
Give Thanks.
"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.
"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."
Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.
I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!
The Banana Crime
"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."
Gift Cards In Hell
'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'
'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'
Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.
Holy Water and Ice Blocks
"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"
"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."
'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'
'I did some investigating. The guy is an actor.'
Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?
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