Blessing Enthusiast Mugs

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Amen. Please help me up."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Keen gardener.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Give Thanks.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Hell's Bells Whisky

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Thank you healthcare heroes

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Praying.