Blessing Counter Pillows

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Man sees church sign: 'Recount Your Blessings'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"This may take a while, Lord."

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

BLESS YOU

Conclave.

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'I got one this small.'

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"Allergy season."

'Break.'

"Ya, ya I know. But I only have 120 more steps to reach my daily goal."

2021 blessings