Blessing Counter Gifts

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Man sees church sign: 'Recount Your Blessings'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"This may take a while, Lord."

"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

BLESS YOU

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Conclave.

'I got one this small.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.