Blended Family Supporter Pillows

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"You're adopted."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"If there are no objections..."

Solidarity with the family

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

Gay adoption

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'