Blended Family Enthusiast Pillows

'Will you marry us?'

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Multimarriages-phobia.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

A couple with a new baby

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'