Blended Family Enthusiast Pillows

'Will you marry us?'

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

Father's Day Cards for Your New Stepdad

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Multimarriages-phobia.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

Family.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."