Blended Family Advocate Pillows

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"How is it gendered?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Father and son

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Multimarriages-phobia.

"...failing is ok."