Blended Family Advocate Pillows

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"How is it gendered?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"If there are no objections..."

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."

For the Children

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

Multimarriages-phobia.

Father and son

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."