Blended Family Supporter Gifts

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"You're adopted."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Solidarity with the family

"If there are no objections..."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

Gay adoption

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Hi! New daddy!'