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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'