Blame Strategist Gifts

"It will be all your fault."

"Delegating authority is useful. Delegating blame is essential."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Scapegoat: In case of emergency

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Don't even think about it: I won't be the scapegoat again!'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

"Today, Trump blamed Obama, Syria blamed terrorists, Russia blamed US aggression, the US blamed Putin..."

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."