Blame Game Strategists Gifts

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'