Bitcoin Gifts

The Tooth Accountant

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Virtual Money?

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Benedict Cumberbatch

Carefree luggage.

Apples for sale

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Golfing Boss

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"