Bitcoin Mugs

The Tooth Accountant

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Virtual Money?

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Showbiz Awards

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Benedict Cumberbatch

Carefree luggage.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Apples for sale

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Golfing Boss

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Church for sports worshipers.

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."