Biscuits Pillows

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

Live Inside Your Head.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Building a gingerbread house

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

A complimentary biscuit

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Doggy Bites

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service