Biscuits Pillows

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

Live Inside Your Head.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'