Biscuit Builder Pillows

Building a gingerbread house

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Wow, these are good!"

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Doggy Bites

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service