Biscuit Boss Pillows

A dog biscuit company sounds like a really wise choice to me.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Building a gingerbread house

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

I bake my own bread.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

The price or the biscuits?

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Price or the Biscuits?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'The price or the biscuits?'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service