Biscuit Baker Pillows

'For one biscuit, I'll eat it. For three biscuits, I'll actually do your homework for you.'

"Wow, these are good!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

The price or the biscuits?

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Price or the Biscuits?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cookie Thief

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'