Biscuit Baking Pillows

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Building a gingerbread house

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

"Wow, these are good!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief