Biscuit Baking Gifts

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Building a gingerbread house

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.