Biscuit Bakers Gifts

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

The price or the biscuits?

A complimentary biscuit

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Wow, these are good!"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'