Birthmark Curiosities T-Shirts

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

Medical Curiosities

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'I hear you practice modern medicine.'

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

Colonel Bagshot.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"

Sniper Rec Room

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

'No, your wife wasn't wearing clean underwear. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

A hunter missing his target

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

Best used before 40 years.

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

'You've hit the bull.'

Doctor Nyman - The nodule king

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"

"Yup. Same as last time. The height of stupidity."

"This will be an easy one. These lawyers don't have any working internal organs."