Birthmark Curiosities Gifts

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Pet Cemetery.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Medical Curiosities

"In case we have to go back in."

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

'I hear you practice modern medicine.'

Colonel Bagshot.

Cupid with sniper rifle.

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"

Sniper Rec Room

'No, your wife wasn't wearing clean underwear. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

'You've hit the bull.'

'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'

A hunter missing his target

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

Best used before 40 years.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Doctor Nyman - The nodule king

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"What portrait of my mum? That's a birthmark you idiot!"

"Yup. Same as last time. The height of stupidity."