Birthday Suit Comedian Gifts

Birthday Suit Alterations

Golfing Boss

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Unsuitable clothing.

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Hello, my name is Death'

Happy Birthday!

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

The wedding.

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

Happy birthday to you!

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

Sixty

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'