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Birthday Suit Alterations

Golfing Boss

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Unsuitable clothing.

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Happy Birthday!

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

The wedding.

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Happy birthday to you!

Sixty

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."