Birthday Giggler Pillows

"The problem isn't when there are a lot of candles, it's when they give up and only use one."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"The cookies are always stale."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Good morning!'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

No Yule Turn.

"Clever girl."

'Bless you!'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Put 'er there!"

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'