Birthday Giggler Prints

"The problem isn't when there are a lot of candles, it's when they give up and only use one."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Batman's Baby

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Medical school graduation gowns.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Good morning!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

No Yule Turn.

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Clever girl."

Medical School Graduations.

'Bless you!'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Potty trainers hotline

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.