Birthday Celebrator In Denial Pillows

Fear of Ageing

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Knights

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

Handel sitting on a piano

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

Man holding a birthday cake.