Party Planner In Denial Pillows

"We're still moving in."

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Shaken not stirred

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

"It looked better on pinterest."

Budget Munchies

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

House Plant Party

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'Of course we charge triple!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'There's a stick in mine...'

Antisocial Distancing