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COVID Party

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."