Party Planner In Denial Mugs

"We're still moving in."

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Shaken not stirred

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

Budget Munchies

"It looked better on pinterest."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

House Plant Party

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 3

Antisocial Distancing

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'Of course we charge triple!'