Party Planner's Nightmare Mugs

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

A man on the corner sells 'Lead Balloons' with a sign 'Lead Balloons great for parties!'

"Look, I don't mind being on hold, but my retirement party is starting in five minutes."

Antisocial Distancing

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.