Party Planner's Nightmare Gifts

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

A man on the corner sells 'Lead Balloons' with a sign 'Lead Balloons great for parties!'

"Look, I don't mind being on hold, but my retirement party is starting in five minutes."

Antisocial Distancing

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

We'll have Manhattans...

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."