Party Planner With Regrets Mugs

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Shaken not stirred

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

Covid pinata

Budget Munchies

"It looked better on pinterest."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

House Plant Party

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 3

'Of course we charge triple!'

'There's a stick in mine...'

Antisocial Distancing

The originator of the office birthday party.