Party Planner With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Shaken not stirred

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Covid pinata

Budget Munchies

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Gender Reveal

House Plant Party

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.