Party Planner With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Shaken not stirred

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Covid pinata

Budget Munchies

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

House Plant Party

Gender Reveal

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.