Birth Plan Strategists T-Shirts

Celebrate birth plan strategists with t-shirts that blend wit and wisdom. Perfect for professionals who bring clarity and calm to life's most important moments, with a playful nod to their vital role.

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'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?' mockup

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child." mockup

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

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'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!' mockup

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins. mockup

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

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Babies.

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"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!" mockup

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

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"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!" mockup

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

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'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.' mockup

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

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"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician." mockup

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

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'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.' mockup

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

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'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.' mockup

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

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"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children." mockup

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

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"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

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"I know he's little, but he uses it." mockup

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

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"Are we there yet?"

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New initiatives

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'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE! mockup

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

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Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams, mockup

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

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"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average." mockup

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

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'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

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"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style." mockup

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

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Baby boom expected due to corona

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'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.' mockup

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

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"We should consider something other than the condom."

"We should consider something other than the condom." mockup

"We should consider something other than the condom."

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Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days. mockup

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

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"We know you're in there, Mommy! We've got the bathroom surrounded!"

"We know you're in there, Mommy! We've got the bathroom surrounded!" mockup

"We know you're in there, Mommy! We've got the bathroom surrounded!"

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Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment. mockup

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

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"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?" mockup

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

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GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance. mockup

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

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'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.' mockup

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

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'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.' mockup

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

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surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let) mockup

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

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Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork.

Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork. mockup

Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork.

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Birth Plan Strategists T-Shirts Collection

Birth Plan Strategists Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs celebrating birth plan strategists—perfect for their morning coffee or tea, adding a touch of humor and appreciation to their daily routine.

Birth Plan Strategists Pillows

Explore cozy pillows that honor the calm and care birth plan strategists provide. Great for their workspace or relaxation zone, with a touch of playful charm.

Birth Plan Strategists Prints

Decorate their office or home with inspiring prints that highlight the creativity and dedication of birth plan strategists. A thoughtful gift to celebrate their important role.