Birth Control Educator Gifts

DOUBLE SAFE SEX "Good idea - I'll wear mine and you'll wear yours."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

America's Obesity Problems

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'And now, this warning from the Surgeon-General... THINK FAST!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."