Beginning Birth Control Gifts

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Culture Saturday

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.