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DOUBLE SAFE SEX "Good idea - I'll wear mine and you'll wear yours."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

'What's oriole sex'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

Health 101.

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived