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HIV Prevention

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"It was time you learned."

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"You are here."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

AIDS prevention

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

The Joy of Sioux

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Department of Gender Studies

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'