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HIV Prevention

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"It was time you learned."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

The Joy of Sioux

AIDS prevention

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Department of Gender Studies

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'