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"Quick! ...Do it now!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Guitar Man.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

A woman playing a keyboard

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Joys of D.I.Y.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."