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Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Psychic car mechanics.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Millipede motorist